A remote controlled what???

For your enjoyment, in addition to the more common remote controlled cars & planes, there's also the remote controlled fart machine. My mother-in-law has one of these. If you want to be cool like my mother-in-law, you can get yours here.

And for the seriously sadistic, check out the remote controlled tarantula. Yes, if you have friends or family members who suffer from arachnaphobia, this would be the ultimate party game to bring to your next gathering. Watch everyone jump, scream, and have heart attacks as you control its movements from the little remote you've got hidden away in your pocket.

This is the lovely description the website gives:

"This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360°. It has a hairy exterior, similar to the urticating hairs that cover a tarantula's abdomen and serve as defense mechanisms against predators, and the spider's eight legs move independently and the eyes light up, allowing you to frighten unsuspecting arachnophobes day or night."

Yes, they want you to go out and scare people with it. They're giving you permission to do so. So what are you waiting for? Go out and order yours today!